snizzydoesit:

Smh I be tryna tell em. If you don’t love me somebody else will

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

drtgif:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

krxs10:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

who tryna be my cinnamon apple tho

What are the benefits

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I got hard dick and good credit. I’ll finance our first house and the fuck the shit out of you in all the rooms lol.

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nawyougood:

nawyougood:

i got dressed just so i could go get lunch, and now that im finished eating, all i wanna do is strip back down and get in the bed.

i might go lift. iono. i just wanna be productive since im not doing any of this school work.

…that means id have to take another shower and i JUST took one at 8. naw, b. im good. im just gonna strip down n be lazy.

me